“The punishment for eating the forbidden fruit for women was painful childbirth, for men it was dealing with the nagging women. Everyone says God hates the gays but he doesn’t, he’s just pissed that they found a loophole in his system. Can you imagine how pissed you’d be if you came up this awesome plan and they just said, ‘actually we’re just gonna have sex with each other’.”—
I no longer have a phone from 2000, I have joined the iPhone revolution! The hubs and I have been playing with them since we got them yesterday afternoon. We love them and cannot fathom why we waited so long!
“Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right.
Love the ones who don’t just because you can.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.”—